I was looking at my website on the shitter, which I don’t usually do, but the mobile version of the WordPress theme I stole/modified doesn’t look half bad. Except for the site title. It’s hard [for me] to predict how a font will render on different browsers and platforms. Anyway, I’m keeping the look for a while. I’ll to try and fix the title, hopefully not by just make it a JPEG or PNG or something lame. No promises, though. But that’ll have to wait because…

I got a new television! This is my first major audio visual purchase in ten years. I’m oddly excited for having purchased a thing that will enable time-wasting and consumption of the 24 hour news cycle, but here I am. It is one of those fancy-pants “The Frame” televisions from Samsung because I’m a fucking grown up and make like I don’t want a TV so I get a TV that looks like an art frame so people will think I’m grown up and go all “Oooh! Look how sophisticated that man named Groink is who has a poorly written website where he talks about his excretory habits with his cellphone”. The extra fun part is that I have to run new electrical and data cabling. Brand new chances to ruin my house! I’ve already drilled an unintended hole into a joist. Life is amazing.