Today is the kind of day where you want to curl up in bed with a book and not leave until your bladder gives you no other option but to rise and giveth back what was taken from the Earth. But no, instead I will eat sour cream and onion chips at my desk, and pretend to do work.

When I was a kid, I used to think “Wouldn’t it be awesome [it was the 80’s] if I could work with computers all the time?” Be careful what you wish for.

Wait. I’m going to clean my desk now. BRB.