I like to think that I lay original claim to this name, Groink, but in fact, I stole it from some knucklefuck named Wintermute on a BBS from back in the early 1990s. Who knows where he got it from, but he used to repeat it over and over to annoy people. I think he hit a firetruck with his car one day…

It is clear, however, that many other Groinks exist. Here are some notable ones:

http://groink.org/
No idea who this guy is. This site has remained like this for years. I keep visiting it to see if any updates have been made, but alas, no. He looks like he’d be fun to hang out and drink shitty wine with.

https://decrew.indivia.net/groink/index.html
Italian packet sniffer! What the shit? Keep an eye on these folks.

https://pikmin.fandom.com/wiki/Gatling_Groink
Great. Fucking Pokemon. Wait. Pikmin? What’s a “pikmin”?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaahh!!!_Real_Monsters
There is evidently an action figure set from this Nickelodeon TV series, but isn’t mentioned anywhere in the lexicon. I mean, I can guess why: it looks like a penis head with teeth exploding forth from a vagina dentata nightmare. But for kids.